Danmrk

of [|Independence] ||< [|1789] from troll overlords ||
 * [[image:http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/LocationSweden.png width="290" height="133" link="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Image:LocationSweden.png"]] ||
 * **[|Capital]** || [|Gondor] ||
 * **[|Largest city]** || [|Copenhagen] ||
 * **[|Official languages]** || [|Swedish], [|Iraqi], [|Persian], [|Swahili] ||
 * **[|Government]** || [|Communist Monarchy] ||
 * < -[|Prime Minister] ||< [|Phileas Fogg] ||
 * < -[|Head of State] ||< King Roughbeard II ||
 * < **[|Weapon of choice]** ||< Double sided axe ||
 * **[|National Hero(es)]** || [|The guy who invented lego], [|Hagar the Horrible], [|Niels Bohr], [|Jesus], [|The Guy who invented the Danish], [|Hitler]Kim Jong Ill ||
 * **[|Declaration]**
 * **[|Currency]** || Lego pieces ||
 * **[|Religion]** || Neo-Paganism, [|Islam] ||
 * < **[|Population]** ||< 120 people, 6410 Cats and 45 Danes 8 Bicycles and a Pregnant dog. ||
 * < **[|Major exports]** ||< [|Porn], Viking invaders, Lego, Great Danes ||