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Plot Summary
You have complete control Mastur Cheif (AKA Chuck Norris), a creepy prison escapee who has a crush on a digital soothsayer/dignitarian who's soul has become embedded in binary code. Or, you can control an eleeF, also known as DonkAsaurus, the biggest bipedal-reptillian, warmongering-1337h4x012 to ever live. The plot consists of DonkAsaurus (//Geek//) and Mastur Cheif (//Lone Woof Prude//) wanting to get married and dance forever in a war-torn landscape of their world ravaging love-fest. To do this, they must travel to a massive circular space-chapel called Hayblow, which holds-no-bounds for man-tillian love. Fighting and regailing lustfully, all the while with their minds meshed in a symbiotic-destructo-coup, the two deem unification until mortal disambiguation a must, and seek a vow of inseparability. Now begins their voyage to the chapel, and holding true to it's symbolic reminder of marriage the chapel resembles a massive, life-forever-ruining wedding ring. The ManTiles in search of solidifying their love arrive to learn that the Kuhvnent (space-priests if you will) call "Foul!", (the two happened to fail marriage counseling so hard that they thought they were having foreplay) and declares they shall never be married under the eleeF rule. After much sadness and playful dispute, Lone Woof Prude and DonkAsaurus return to the Pilldar of Ahtuhm to bestow upon each other their own vows of love and idealistic savagery. After eight tries and 15 broken contraceptives, they have a Mantillian child, whom they name Purple Monkey Dishwasher (a.k.a. Jawbone The Stiff). Suddenly and without remorse (much like their prenuptial escapades) The Pilldar of Ahtuhm is besieged by the eleeF Battle Parking Inspector, who's documentation and reputable stance on things fines the newlyweds 50 cents for a being 2 minutes over on the galactal parking-meter, and thus this is how Mastur Cheif came about declaring a Fatwā on the Hayblow with a possibly world-ending, reptile and man walking hand-in-hand assault upon it's architectural self-conveyance of superficial, life-ending abilities. It should also be noted that their love-hate relationship never once dwindled in the stars. Rather, it rose luminosity, like a blood-soaked rainbow above the brightest of the multiverse's suns.