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In 1918, the winners of [|World War I] (who liked [|George's] idea for "[|The Merry Wives of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha]" better), decided that Germany would be paying for their round of drinks and mindless slaughter, and so has been left skint (there was quite a lot of it). Now, however, the Wall Street Crash has left it in an even worse situation after the Deutschmark has suddenly become worthless, and the [|Euro] is yet to be invented. With the cost of flying sky-high and the cost of building repairs going through the roof. Now, in 1933, an [|Austrian ex-soldier] has stepped up, promising to solve their problems by destroying democracy, killing Jewish people and fighting a massive war that he ends up dying in along with 80,000,000 people. What could go wrong? The year is 1937. In a move to secure its place as a superpower, Japan has invaded the Manchurian province of China and reinforced the point by brutally slaughtering all. The world, however, was busy elsewhere, and continued to do so as the Imperial Japanese forces repeated the same processes for every single island in the Pacific. Meanwhile, in Europe, an angry Austrian named Adolf Hitler seizes control of Germany and declares everyone else inferior (That happened in 33', you idiot). Building a massive army to execute his vision of //Anschluss//, or world domination, he seizes Austria. France, thinking that the Maginot Line is perfect, hand him Czechoslovakia for free. With this, Hitler allied himself to his long-time enemy Joseph Stalin of the Soviet Union and set his sights on Poland... Also, coming soon... Britain and France have finally decided it is time to stop Hitler by declaring war on him. In revenge, the Nazis have gone on the rampage, attacking [|Norway], [|Belgium], [|lots of reclaimed land] and [|France]. And if it wasn't enough for the Brits that they're being kicked across Afirca by the Germany and Italy, Hitler has decided to attack their island, and it is down to a handful of people from flying clubs and escapees from Poland to beat the might of the Luftwaffe. Meanwhile in Germany, Hitler has an evil plan to get rid of all Jewish people. But, when all hope seemed to be lost, in an astounding and superbly resiliant effort by the forces of Britain, The United States, and Kraft Cheese Incorporated, a giant wedge of muenster cheese was hauled to Saudi Arabia, where the allied expeditionary forces were making there final stand against the nazis and nudists fanatics. There they would use it to draw the greater portion of the german forces away from the main battle, what would be later known as "H@h@! Ch3z33 Pwn3d U n00bs!" They drew the giant wedge of solidified muenster cheese into the red sea, where the germans also went, wanting to get a slice of that cheese...mmmmmm. However, shortly thereafter the german forces realized that despite all of their training, the nazi commanders had forgotten to give them swimming lessons. The americans being the total douchbags they are, decided to carry on their reputations of being dicks and threw life preservers into the water and when the nazi soldier was halfway onboard, cut the rope and watch them spash back into the water, followed by hundreds of fifty cal. rounds...the red sea had finally earned its name...until the blood cells rotted and died away, then it would be known as the "Stenchy Sea of the Pwned". Although the Africa Corps became the Africa Corpses, the Nazis make a bold attempt to get Stalin on their side. However, Hitler goes cookoo after Stalin won't suck his dick and then invades Russia. The Russian army forgot to make guns and just made gazillions of bullets. They are turned back to the good side but Stalin's apprentice, Darth Zhukov, has a totally awesomely good plan. He kidnaps Hitlers personal dicksucker, Friedrich Paulus, and sends him to Stalingrad which stands for "Stalin totally isn't an asshole". When Hitler sends his best troops there, Stalin sends his Death Star to take out the sun. Although the sun just incinarates it because they forgot to put a heat shield on, the sun is totally pissed off and takes a nap for a little while. The germans forgot their warm Barney blankets and all die. Meanwhile, the Japanese start getting their ass kicked since their disfigured eyes can't see without immense sunlight. The Americans, seeing the Japanese weakness, instead be total dicks and wave xboxes in their face since P.S.3 won't be out for another whole year. Soon the sun returns the Japanese pwn them with their enourmously small Wiis. President-for-life Roosevelt goes into his cry room and plans the most diabolical plan ever. He will make an Atomic bomb that will permanently fry the Japanese's eyes. With the Manhatten road construction project complete, President-for-Life Frankillin Roosevelt orders work on the Atomic bomb. However, he grow impatient after 2 hours and jumps off a bridge while on vacation. His vice-president, who was called a harry but true man, carried on the work and eventually the bomb was built. Meanwhile in Germany, the Russians have begun their all expenses payed trip to Germany and this causes Hitler to become even more Wacky. He rapes Eva Braun and shoots his dog and then gets on a boat to Mexico, where he continues to fund illegal aliens to undermine Obama Binladen's communist dictatorship in the 3rd American Empire. Back in time, Harry Truman, as he was nicknamed, drags the bomb thousands of miles across the ocean, dressed up like George Bush because evil dictatorships like him, and plants the bomb in Moscow, Japan. When the bomb gors off, it creates a time warp and sends everyone to Guantanimo Bay, in 2006. Fearing all the Japanese will be sent to Guantanimo Bay, Tojo McMojo surrenders by going to the future and getting assraped by George Bush and the movie ends with Bush rounding up all the working class people 60 years later and sending them to gas chambers.
 * wORLD WARS** **EPISODE I: THE ITALIAN MENACE**
 * EPISODE II: THE ATTACK OF THE NAZIS**
 * EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE [|NAZIS]**
 * EPISODE IV: A NEW POPE**
 * EPISODE V: THE NAZIS STRIKE BACK**
 * Episode VI: THE RETURN OF THE BOMBERS**

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